Happy New Year, my fright friends. Did you have a lovely magical beautiful Christmas holiday? You did?….You disgust me! Luckily, I’m back with another wretched review from the darkness to address the balance. So why not start off this year with a humdinger of a horror; trashy slashy Chelsea Films production, ‘The Watermen’.
For those of you who are not from the Great British Isles, the term ‘inbred’ here in the United Kingdom is often used by city dwellers. They use it to unfairly refer to groups of country folk, living in the middle of nowhere far from cities, outsiders and, by the smell of them… soap.
Picture this if you will. You are Tom, a college jock and although you look like you’re in your late 30’s you act like you’re 3 years old. You have a small group of friends both male and female who somehow represent all major social types, attitudes and backgrounds.