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JonesyTheCat

After floating adrift in deep space for many years aboard the Sulaco, Jonesy eventually crashed to earth. The cryogenic suspension was de-activated and what emerged from the wreckage was a highly evolved, alien hybrid feline... More

Comedy Horror

Street Trash (1987)

This 1987 ‘horror classic’ is a dose of pure, uncut celluloid in the vein of Troma’s finest. In fact, it borrows so much from Kaufman and Hertz that it could have easily fallen into the category of half hearted imitation. But what validates Street Trash as a cult item amongst the overcrowded cesspool of 80s […]Read More

Ghosts

Paranormal Activity (2007) Review

Paranormal Activity is released Monday 22nd March. By now just about everyone and their pet hamster has heard about this movie. The trailer, whose marketing impact is not to be sniffed at, depicts ‘real’ audiences gasping in horror at the ossifying action they are witnessing on screen. It’s an enticing advertisement which promises the viewer […]Read More

Vampires Werewolves

Twilight (2008) Review

Twilight is a success of monolithic proportions. You can’t move for want of screaming fans, abrasive merchandise and incessant natter regarding Robert Pattinson’s obnoxiously beautiful face. I for one was happy to ignore this repellent b*ll*cks, contently drifting through my own bubbled existence only stopping to observe the phenomenon in the most brief and unsubstantial […]Read More

Ghosts Monsters

Hell House: The Book of Samiel (2008)

One thing you can’t call Brain Damage Films is inconsistent. Pretty much releasing anything that includes an unhealthy overdose of blood soaked T and A, they guarantee the most facile of cinematic experiences. Hell House: The Book of Samiel is yet another baffling iniquity from the production company that bought you such frat boy classics […]Read More

Monsters Slasher Thriller

Trick ‘r Treat (2008)

When I was but a pup, my family and I moved from our rustic borehole in Blighty to a far statelier abode in the United States of America. Situating ourselves within the shoulder state of Wisconsin, we quickly warmed to the country and its many traditions. The one most impacting of such traditions was a […]Read More