Ms Helen of Horror

http://www.shittyhorror.com/

Ms Helen of Horror spends the majority of her time in a dark room trying to avoid the daylight lest she crumble to dust. She has happily accepted her fate as Nocturnal Creepy Cat Lady and spends her free time practicing growling at strangers. Her cats have been trained to attack on command and next she plans to introduce radioactivity to some of the fish in her house to create her own creature-feature: “Psycho-Mega-Angelfish vs the Plague of Insane Cat Monsters”. When she’s not being delusional, she likes to watch horror movies and further warp her fragile little mind. Hopefully…