Excitement. A horror movie sequel to an original I didn’t see that was based on a board game. I had a quick Metacritic at the reviews of the first one to see if it Read More
It’s probably best arriving into The Girl knowing nothing at all about what’s going on. Cut yourself off from all media, wear a blindfold, and forget the entire English language. Done it? Liar, Read More
Hey, Adam Wingard made a secret Blair Witch movie for some reason. I was vaguely aware that he was making a new horror movie, and I knew it was set in the woods – I suspected Read More
I’m not sure what I expected from that. The trailer made Mad Max look completely nuts, but there had to be some kind of catch, right? They always show the best bits in the Read More
We begin with a teenage girl running slow loops around a suburban street, trying to escape something we can’t see. She steals her father’s car, calls him to give him her love, and Read More
I was under the impression for the first ten minutes of this that I was reviewing Annabelle, the spinoff about that creepy doll from The Conjuring, and waiting for the doll to turn up while Read More
