Jonesy the Cat

Jonesy the CatAfter floating adrift in deep space for many years aboard the Sulaco, Jonesy eventually crashed to earth. The cryogenic suspension was de-activated and what emerged from the wreckage was a highly evolved, alien hybrid feline.

Tired of conflict, and looking for a new challenge (and somewhere warm to sleep) Jonesy turned up on the doorstep of the Love Horror offices. When Jonesy isn’t catching mice, he’s writing reviews on a cute little cat-sized keyboard.
Don’t mistake his cuteness for weakness though. When Jonesy gets his claws out, no amount of catnip can calm him, as many lesser horror films have found to their misfortune.

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Reviews by Jonesy the Cat

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