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The Baytown Days of Christmas

zombie2 December 26, 2012 Horror Features No Comments

The Baytown OutlawsOn the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVDThe Baytown Outlaws

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

The Baytown Outlaws

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eight road pirates, seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Nine years in jail, eight road pirates, seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.The Baytown Outlaws

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Ten different guns, nine years in jail, eight road pirates, seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Eleven dodgy mullets, ten different guns, nine years in jail, eight road pirates, seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

Twelve giant trucks, eleven dodgy mullets, ten different guns, nine years in jail, eight road pirates, seven cans of beer, six huntin’ knives, five big shoot-outs, four shotgun shells, three Oodie brothers, two sexy killers and The Baytown Outlaws on DVD

The Baytown Outlaws

The Baytown Outlaws hits DVD and Blu-ray on Boxing Day – the perfect excuse to spend those Christmas vouchers! More potent than a shot of Alabama moonshine, Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives) and Billy Bob Thornton (Eagle Eye; Bad Santa), star in THE BAYTOWN OUTLAWS, a super-charged, foul-mouthed and very bloody, Tarantino-esque action-comedy, directed and co-written by Barry Battles and co-starring Paul Wesley (The Vampire Diaries), Daniel Cudmore (The Twilight Saga), Thomas Brodie-Sangster (Game Of Thrones), Travis Fimmel (The Beast), Clayne Crawford (24), Michael Rapaport (Prison Break) and Zoe Bell (Whip It; Bitch Slap; Death Proof).

Writer-director Barry Battles (along with co-writer Griffin Hood) wears his love of cinema on his sleeve with this violent and breathtakingly-paced road-romp through the Deep South, dishing out references to the likes of Rambo, The Warriors, The Devil’s Rejects, The Terminator and even E.T. as the bullets fly and the body count mounts. Throw in Eva Longoria looking amazing in a vest-top and a pair of Daisy Dukes and a rocking soundtrack that includes the likes of Clutch, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, amongst others, and you have one hugely entertaining ride that is destined for cult status.

The Baytown Outlaws is on Blu-Ray and DVD now and check out the trailer below:

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