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Jonesy the Cat

Relevance: 100.00%     Posted on: 2011-09-08 11:01:59

After floating adrift in deep space for many years aboard the Sulaco, Jonesy eventually crashed to earth. The cryogenic suspension was de-activated and what emerged from the wreckage was a highly evolved, alien hybrid feline. Tired of conflict, and looking for a new challenge (and somewhere warm to sleep) Jonesy turned ...

About the team

Relevance: 40.20%     Posted on: 2011-09-08 10:50:50

Love Horror is only possible because of the efforts of a talented bunch of decaying ghouls, psychopaths and mutated abominations. They may be evil/terrifying/putrifying but we love them. And rather than encourage them to stay immersed in the shadows, hiding their identities from the outside world, we decided to put together ...

Friday the 13th (1980)

Relevance: 24.69%     Posted on: 2009-08-10 13:29:03

Jonesy the Cat: This film exists for one purpose and one purpose only; to feed off of the success of Halloween. This isn’t bitter marketing cynicism, it’s the bloody truth. However, this is the film that gave us Jason Voorhees…kind of. Jason is only used as a plot device in the ...

Resurrecting the Streetwalker competition

Relevance: 22.73%     Posted on: 2010-06-16 23:35:06

Whilst documenting his life as a lowly intern, James Parker (James Powell - Swimming with Sharks) uncovers the long forgotten film, ‘The Street Walker’. Desperate to make a mark on the film industry and to prove his ever- doubting parents wrong, James endeavours to complete the unfinished horror movie, ...

Dance of the Dead competition

Relevance: 22.32%     Posted on: 2010-04-14 12:21:16

Zombie mayhem descends on a high-school prom as the dead rise to eat the celebrating kids. It’s the geeks unable to get a date that are left to save the town from the undead, armed only with bats, garden tools and guitars. Dance of the Dead is a teen zombie movie ...

Hell House: The Book of Samiel (2008)

Relevance: 20.95%     Posted on: 2009-11-23 14:14:47

One thing you can’t call Brain Damage Films is inconsistent. Pretty much releasing anything that includes an unhealthy overdose of blood soaked T and A, they guarantee the most facile of cinematic experiences. Hell House: The Book of Samiel is yet another baffling iniquity from the production company that ...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Relevance: 20.22%     Posted on: 2009-08-16 21:04:37

MadWomanInTheAttic: Absolutely one of the best: challenging, messy, terrifying and bewildering. The moment when Leatherface first appears out of the metal sliding door, dispatches Kirk without a pause and drags him back into his slaughter room, stays with me primarily for the noise that reverberates on the soundtrack as he then slides ...

Infestation interview

Relevance: 19.39%     Posted on: 2009-09-17 09:18:37

After watching the movie, Jonesy the Cat felt as if there were some unanswered questions, so set off on a quest to interview the director, Kyle Rankin. Luckily for us, Jonesy's quest wasn't in vain as Mr Rankin was happy to oblige.

Love Horror’s Best and Worst of 2009

Relevance: 14.27%     Posted on: 2009-12-31 15:25:11

As another year draws to an end, we at Love Horror can think of nothing more enjoyable than pondering the years hits and misses over some mulled wine and some mince pies. Looking back over the year suddenly seems like slim pickings indeed: a bunch of remakes (nothing new there), ...

Ozgur Uyanik Resurrecting the Streetwalker interview

Relevance: 13.88%     Posted on: 2010-06-28 13:57:49

Resurrecting the Streetwalker was described as being 'an absolute gem' by our own Jonesy the Cat. As is often the case when Love Horror finds something exceptional, we tracked down the writer/director to quiz him on his creation. Jonesy reports...

Halloween (1978) Review

Relevance: 12.99%     Posted on: 2009-07-31 20:36:21

Zombie2: I love John Carpenter. He is a master of horror and has directed some of the best films in the genre including The Thing, Prince of Darkness, The Fog and many more including this - his macabre masterpiece, Halloween. Setting the rules for any and all other slasher films, not only did ...

Inside (2007)

Relevance: 12.82%     Posted on: 2009-10-28 22:38:08

Looking for something gruesome and ghastly to watch this Halloween? Something to sicken you? Something to leave you whimpering in the corner, crying out for High School Musical? Well, Inside/À l’intérieur is the relentlessly grim movie for you. The film is certainly light on plot – widowed pregnant woman home alone ...

Halloween Grindhouse.

Relevance: 12.36%     Posted on: 2009-10-27 18:28:45

We here at Love Horror love Halloween (and not just by proxy). Every year, when the Celtic festival of harvest rolls around a wicked expression of unsettling menace creeps its way across our sunken faces. It's the one day of the year that we are allowed to indulge our obsession ...

Tony… Interview with Gerard Johnson

Relevance: 11.12%     Posted on: 2010-01-30 22:12:29

Writing for a 'Horror Movie Review' website means that, inevitably, you WILL watch an abundance of vomit. I have seen more sh**ty fright flicks than you may care to imagine. It's comforting, then, when films like Tony: London Serial Killer fall into your lap.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Review

Relevance: 9.77%     Posted on: 2010-05-06 09:27:25

Like a reoccurring dream, A Nightmare on Elm Street was always going to come back to haunt our screens. With 8 films featuring Freddy from Wes Craven’s original to 2003’s monster mash-up Freddy vs. Jason, this 2010 remake of the 1984 sleep stalking slasher sets about to prove Kruger ...

Twilight (2008) Review

Relevance: 8.60%     Posted on: 2009-11-27 19:36:05

Twilight is a success of monolithic proportions. You can’t move for want of screaming fans, abrasive merchandise and incessant natter regarding Robert Pattinson’s obnoxiously beautiful face. I for one was happy to ignore this repellent b*ll*cks, contently drifting through my own bubbled existence only stopping to observe the phenomenon in ...

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